Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Male-Bashing at it’s best!
Pay back time for the ladies!1. Don’t imagine you can change a man –...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
1…Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.2…If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
How many calories do we burn during sex
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar...