More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Things not to say during sex!
Things Not To Say During SexGirls shouldn’t say:You woke me up for that? Do...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...