Worm your way out of that one!
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blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...
Bees pay you a visit
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.