The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.