If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...