Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...