Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...