Who drove that bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...