How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...