God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
World According to Student Bloopers
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving...