Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...