Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...