stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Random Blonde Jokes
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What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
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Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...