Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....