Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...