Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.