Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...