How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...