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A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
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OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
What is so great about being a dick?
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Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Red fire fighter
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