Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Arkansas
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