Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...