Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...