St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Old Folke’ Party Games
The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...