And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...