Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Top 10 – Baseball is better than sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...