Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.