Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
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Do you know what a Yankee is?
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Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt…
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen