Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD’S BEST ONE-LINERSI was so poor growing up…If I wasn’t born a boy..I’d...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
Adam Accused By Eve!
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands….When Adam stayed out very late for...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...