Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...