Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Blonde’s medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...