The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...