Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Wealthy investors
|A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I...
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...