Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking…
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...