Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...