I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...