Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...