Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
I would like to havea second opinion
|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...