spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John