What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN
|SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...