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The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
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I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
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Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....