The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
The hunting season
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...