A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...