A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
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An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
The Lettuce Joke
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Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...