When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...