Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
The Vegas Trip!
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las...