Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...