How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.