Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...