A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...
Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...