Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Texas builds it larger
|A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...